Poo-Gasm?!

My good friend called tonight and said “hey girl, I’m SUPER gassy, what should I do?”
So, an hour later, she on the magic poo table having an amazing release (and relief) when she started moaning, laughing, smiling, with utter relief.  As she was rubbing her tummy, she just let out what was easily 10 lbs of waste, there was such a relief as her whole body seemed to collapse in this esctasy of expelling so much waste!  Then it occurred to me, it’s Freud’s anal analogy showing itself right there on the table.  It’s a POO-GASM!! OMG, hilarious!

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Chemistry update: On the supplement protocol for 24 hrs and feel noticably better. I am sleeping at night, and not after meals during the day. I’ve elminated about 50% of carbs, which I’m choosing to celebrate. The either/or extreme vision in life follows in my cleansing routine. But letting go of fruit is really difficult for me right now.

Smoothie Update: Romaine head, 1 banana, hemp protein, rice milk. YUM. Almost like vanilla chocolate shake. Jake was DIGGING it.

Lots of stuff going on in the last few days, all good, all positive, but now I have lots of work to do.

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